. : 02.05.08 : .

So I have celebrated a very belated birthday with Chin Fu, so now I can write about the day before today.
The story started with two girls, called YY and YP. So early in the morning, YY and YP traveled down to Pudu Bus Station. Mainly due to the reason that it was a holiday, so most of the buses were fully booked.
Since the moment YY and YP reached the bus terminal was just 8 something, so finally they met a person, let's call him Ah Pak (uncle in English). Ah Pak stopped their way to another counter by saying,"Cin, ngo dei hai you zhan, dan hai ngo de du you customer meng bak (in Cantonese means Money, we want to earn too but we want our customer to understand too)"
Well, since Ah Pak promised that there will be a bus back to Penang at 9:30AM which was the earliest, so finally YP paid for the tickets. After a long long time (well, actually it was only 45 minutes), finally it was 9:30AM, who knows, Ah Pak then said the bus had "run away". That moment, YP and YY were thinking the same thing - "What a good reason!"
After that, Ah Pak wrote another stupid bus number and YY and YP again went down to another side of the terminal to wait for the bus of course. Who know, again after 15 minutes or more, the bus was still missing in action. So, again, YY and YP searched for Ah Pak again.
This time, Ah Pak said,"Kok goh bus tao sin hai dou keh..Ngo du hai dou wen gen nei dei ! (in Cantonese means "The bus WAS there and I WAS searching for you girls.")"...Ish, YY and YP were then looking at Ah Pak using the following face =.= . YY and YP were thinking,"Ah Pak, nei wen ket chao yao (in Cantonese means Uncle, in fact you are trying to fool us)"
After that Ah Pak also PaiSeh because YY and YP were staring at him. Then, Ah Pak said,"Ngo ho yi want cin bei nei de kah, dan hai li gok hai zou yan geh yun zhet, wah je ha ci kin min, ngo de zong ho yi da gok jiu fu (in Cantonese means I can return the money but it's just because of my principles. Maybe some other day when we met, we still can greet each other.)"
So again, after a long story, Ah Pak then said there will be another bus to Butterworth. Since YP and YY didn't want to waste any time, so they finally agreed to travel back to Butterworth only they will take Ferry back to Penang.
Who know, YY and YP were required to walk quite a distance in order to reach the bus which was going to fetch them back to Butterworth. First of all, YY and YP were wearing the shirt with the same design, so of course, they looked like they were wearing uniform. Second, YY was taking laptop with her and another huge bag while YP was taking one bag and another big luggage, which mean both of them looked like people from China with uniform.
So after for another 10 minutes, FINALLY, the bus had arrived and proven, Ah Pak wrote the wrong number plate for the bus. Finally, YY and YP understood why the two buses will "run away". So, after YY and YP were finally in the bus and finally saw the driver "looked" like going to move already, YY was so excited.
Who know, one JPJ enforcer got up and checked. That moment, YY and YP were thinking,"Ah Pak, ha yat ci zong dou nei, ngo de jut dui ng wui tong nei da jiu fu..da nei yat chan jiu yeng goi hui (In Cantonese means Uncle, next time I see you, for sure we won't greet you, most probably will hit you up)". After the communication, YY and YP knew that the driver was driving without permit and they were charging with unreasonable rate.
YY was sweating in the bus and YP was paying RM35 for each ticket, some more let the Ah Pak pointed black road for two times and then still stopped by the JPJ and even took YY and YP's IC for verification purpose.
And the moment YY and YP had finally reached Butterworth, again they looked like two China people with big bags and small bags waiting for the ferry. So to summarize, never believe Ah Pak in Pudu Terminal Station. Thank you